Heavy baggage for spoiled and stressed Paul Anka! Baddest opening joke ever! OMG – Logan is back! And he’s astronomically good looking! Aphrodisiacs and flan – I love! Evil-Sherry becomes Yoga-Sherry! Wicked-Stepsister-Voice KILLS! London – All that life can afford! (26h 45min) My space – RSVP! Logan makes even ‘Target Advertising Potential’ sound sexy! Work-Dork & Work-Dork-Lover – the perfect couple! ‘The Great Stink’ – ‘I don’t think it’s THAT bad!’ Introducing: The New Cap! ‘Pick up the damn pickles!’ Paris, Paris and Captain Bligh too! Fly in, buy company, fly out! Pickles are no metaphor (nor chemical armory)! ‘Christopher is NOT Luke!’ Children, drink your vegetables! ‘Pickles.’ ‘Pickles?’ ‘Pickles.’ ‘Pickles – Pickles?’ ‘Pickles!’ Followed by a long boring joke! The Phone-Call Take 2: Filthy-Rory is farming rutabagas! Ahoy, Nick & Philip! And please welcome ‘England’s Next Top Model’ – Bobby! Fake English accents rule! Defrost with ouderless vodka! Kill the tunes! Oi with the letter already! Bobby got legs, legs, legs! Get literate! Special-Lamb: Sigh! To the derelicts! Chris is NOT Sherry! Fireman-Carry ME! Logan suffers from PPP – Personal-Pronouns-Phobia! Anti-Feminist-Rory is cute when jealous! The Great Wall of China is adorable! Five words & a kiss! ‘If I wanted to play ping-pong I would kill myself!’ Tu veux aller Ã Paris avec moi? Chipper-Emily prefers Sulky-Lorelai! Family-Car-Feeling… and pickles!
And next week we’ll go eating, drinking and… swimming!
– Michael –