‘Airplane food is one of life’s cruel jokes.’ 03:30ish to Paris! The editor is dead, long live the editor! Joani should join ‘AA’! What’s Bill’s name again? ‘Welcome to Club Nixon!’ Lane has to tell her momma: ‘Saimese Triplets!’ Welcome to a city full of Michels! Kata Ton Daimona Eaytoy! A little reminder for all Americans visiting Europe: ‘No shoes – No service! – And fight the jet-lag!’ Prozac, Luvox or lexapro? ‘Chukha hamnida hamnida!’ Cheeseburger can kill you! The metric system and CET rule! 104 floralies! Arty-Girl, Hat-Lady & the girl with the gorgeous sweater! Funny Americans shouldn’t be allowed to speak French! Nostalgic pizza! Touch the stomach and feel the kick! One’s got hunger and the other one dyes! Quit smoking and start cooking! FermÃ©? – Not if you’re loaded! Park benches are romantic! Give it up for ‘The Forbidden Fjords’ – They’re hotter than Munch! Where-Do-I-Go-From-Here-?-Rory is cute when desperate! Les filles perdues! Negative Amortisation – A situation where the monthly payments are not large enough to pay all the interest due on the loan. This unpaid interest is added to the unpaid balance of the loan and the borrower ends up owing more than the original amount of the loan. (Knowledge is power!) ‘I so don’t want to go to law-school!’ Casablanca-quote and impatient Chris: ‘Marry me!’ Mrs. Kim unpacks but Brian is fine! ‘Boyfriend!’ – It’s the return of Marty! And he suffers from amnesia! MRS. HAYDEN?!
And the highlights of next week: Rory is sulking, Logan is relocating and Luke is spotting the ring!
– Michael –