We discuss Gilmore Girls Episode 7.07 French Twist, play a few voice mails and give spoilers for next week’s Episode 7.08 Introducing Lorelai Planetarium!

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‘Airplane food is one of life’s cruel jokes.’ 03:30ish to Paris! The editor is dead, long live the editor! Joani should join ‘AA’! What’s Bill’s name again? ‘Welcome to Club Nixon!’ Lane has to tell her momma: ‘Saimese Triplets!’ Welcome to a city full of Michels! Kata Ton Daimona Eaytoy! A little reminder for all Americans visiting Europe: ‘No shoes – No service! – And fight the jet-lag!’ Prozac, Luvox or lexapro? ‘Chukha hamnida hamnida!’ Cheeseburger can kill you! The metric system and CET rule! 104 floralies! Arty-Girl, Hat-Lady & the girl with the gorgeous sweater! Funny Americans shouldn’t be allowed to speak French! Nostalgic pizza! Touch the stomach and feel the kick! One’s got hunger and the other one dyes! Quit smoking and start cooking! Fermé? – Not if you’re loaded! Park benches are romantic! Give it up for ‘The Forbidden Fjords’ – They’re hotter than Munch! Where-Do-I-Go-From-Here-?-Rory is cute when desperate! Les filles perdues! Negative Amortisation – A situation where the monthly payments are not large enough to pay all the interest due on the loan. This unpaid interest is added to the unpaid balance of the loan and the borrower ends up owing more than the original amount of the loan. (Knowledge is power!) ‘I so don’t want to go to law-school!’ Casablanca-quote and impatient Chris: ‘Marry me!’ Mrs. Kim unpacks but Brian is fine! ‘Boyfriend!’ – It’s the return of Marty! And he suffers from amnesia! MRS. HAYDEN?!

And the highlights of next week: Rory is sulking, Logan is relocating and Luke is spotting the ring!

– Michael –

Raincheck on the Curtaincheck – Communication Breakdown, it’s always the same! Café olé and extra provost! Is the french-sounding woman kidding? Yale’s Parents Weekend – If your children hate you! See the gemstones of Yale and kids reading Tolstoy! Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert! Meet Handsome Dan XVI! I’d like a bite of Kirk’s sweet ‘Muffin’! Sookie is cheating on Jackson! The very thought of Luke in a speedo! Welcome to Pleasant-Yale – Where the ‘Leaves Of Grass’ are a little greener! Enthusiastic actress: ‘GO, BULLDOGS!’ Zinf, Super-Chris and Captain Crunch! Coach Bennett is hitting on Luke! Join the ORGFC – The Official Rory Gilmore Fan Club! Burn the American flag! SAT & 3200$ – Where were YOU, Chris? Misses Gilmore aka ‘The Riddler’ is a grand-PARENT! Zinf is the new Kropogs! Astronomy & chatty Lorelai! Einstein was ‘pretty smart’! Sookie is rationalising: ‘O Captain! My Captain!’ ‘No one cares!’ – Great pep talk, Maverick! The cutest fascist, ever: ‘Don’t be mad at me!’ Rory has lame-o parents ‘to die for’! Weird lunch with the Crème-Brûlée-Virgin! Blunt Vs Pregnant! Susan Bennett played by Marlene Dietrich? More likely by Anne Heche – ‘PSYCHO!’ 1/4-Life-Crisis – ‘We’re 1/2 way there’! Luke, April, Heidi and real cheese! Loud phones are detestable! ‘Bye-bye!’

Meet me next week in the city of love (and I’m not talking about Phoenix)!

– Michael –

We discuss Gilmore Girls Episode 7.06 Go Bulldogs, play a few voice mails and give spoilers for next week’s Episode 7.07 French Twist.
Oh and we talk about the aerie girls a little bit.

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Here’s some stuff we mentioned in the podcast:
The NewYorkTime article emailed in by Kerri and Sue.

We discuss Gilmore Girls Episode 7.05 The Great Stink and spoilers for next week’s Episode 7.06 Go Bulldogs.

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Heavy baggage for spoiled and stressed Paul Anka! Baddest opening joke ever! OMG – Logan is back! And he’s astronomically good looking! Aphrodisiacs and flan – I love! Evil-Sherry becomes Yoga-Sherry! Wicked-Stepsister-Voice KILLS! London – All that life can afford! (26h 45min) My space – RSVP! Logan makes even ‘Target Advertising Potential’ sound sexy! Work-Dork & Work-Dork-Lover – the perfect couple! ‘The Great Stink’ – ‘I don’t think it’s THAT bad!’ Introducing: The New Cap! ‘Pick up the damn pickles!’ Paris, Paris and Captain Bligh too! Fly in, buy company, fly out! Pickles are no metaphor (nor chemical armory)! ‘Christopher is NOT Luke!’ Children, drink your vegetables! ‘Pickles.’ ‘Pickles?’ ‘Pickles.’ ‘Pickles – Pickles?’ ‘Pickles!’ Followed by a long boring joke! The Phone-Call Take 2: Filthy-Rory is farming rutabagas! Ahoy, Nick & Philip! And please welcome ‘England’s Next Top Model’ – Bobby! Fake English accents rule! Defrost with ouderless vodka! Kill the tunes! Oi with the letter already! Bobby got legs, legs, legs! Get literate! Special-Lamb: Sigh! To the derelicts! Chris is NOT Sherry! Fireman-Carry ME! Logan suffers from PPP – Personal-Pronouns-Phobia! Anti-Feminist-Rory is cute when jealous! The Great Wall of China is adorable! Five words & a kiss! ‘If I wanted to play ping-pong I would kill myself!’ Tu veux aller à Paris avec moi? Chipper-Emily prefers Sulky-Lorelai! Family-Car-Feeling… and pickles!

And next week we’ll go eating, drinking and… swimming!

– Michael –

Caroline, another great listener, got to tour the WB’s (CW’s?) back lot. She was kind enough to send in photo’s of her and Julia having a great time on the set.

Here they are in what I think is Lane’s Kitchen.

Hanging out at Doose’s,

and the infamous Stars Hollow town marker!

I have had it with these mother@#!*ing snakes on this mother@#!*ing plane! Mmmh, Candy is sweet… (Christopher too)! ‘I’m sick of him.’ (second that!) Emily Post says: ‘Mothers shouldn’t date their daughter’s fathers!’ Happy Luke – I hate the cap! Back surgery? – I mean: ‘How lame is that? V-E-R-Y lame!’ Use safety cones while handling big heavy bowling balls! What I’m trying to say: ‘Just be careful, ‘LOR’!’ LOveRocket, j’adore! Don’t Do Drugs! Nerds Need Nunchakus! Beware of the Badass Ballerinas! Alliterations Are Awesome! April is back and reading: ‘Call-Waiting for Dummies’! ‘Dormatory or Deathtrap?’ And they just keep on coming! Desperate-Rory isn’t desperate… ‘…the Sexy Shoes, the Sandals.’ I have had it with these mother@#!*ing alliterations in this… ‘Is that the special thing?’ – Only Lorelai can pull that off without being annoying! Lor & Chris, sitting in the Mustang, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ‘Young man, I don’t know where that’s been but I can say with absolute certainty it won’t be going anywhere near my mouth.’ (This episode has been rated NC-17). 70’s-Prom-Tux, Trash-Girl & Skinny McSlim are genious! Safety cones, Lor, remember the safety cones! Coming this fall to a theatre near you: PJ April starring ‘The Bawd’! Emily ‘Mel Gibson’ Gilmore starring ‘DUI – Are you two on a date?’ and Skinny McSlim starring ‘A Woman Of No Importance (Or Girth)’! Rice-Rory calls back later – Ouch! Mum in jail Vs Barn movie – 1 : 0! Lor & Chris kissing: ‘Take the picture, take the picture!’

That’s it for this week! Make sure to tune in next week for: Logan, Paris and pink hair!
You don’t want to wait? ‘I don’t want to wait either!’

– Michael –

We discuss Episodes 7.04 S Wonderful S Marvelous. We play a few voicemails! (sorry one is a bit low in volume). Plus spoilers at the end for next weeks show.

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We discuss Episodes 7.02 Thats What You Get Folks For Making Whoopee and 7.03 Lorelais First Cotillion.

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Sorry everyone, but we’ve had a few things come up (travel/work) that have made putting out this week’s podcast impossible. We will be back in full swing next week to recap both episodes 2 and 3 of Season 7. Thanks for understanding.

The Unofficial Gilmore Girls Podcast would like to wish Keiko Agena a happy birthday!

Join in our review of Gilmore Girls episode 7.01 The Long Morrow

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The Unofficial Gilmore Girls Podcast would like to wish Liz Torres a happy birthday!

Check out our Character Analysis of Lorelai Gilmore, played by Lauren Graham.

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We also discuss spoilers for the Season 7 Premiere Episode “The Long Morrow”!